Sunday, August 01, 2004

Currently: sitting here drinking tea.

my mom is watching VH1's hottest celebrity break-ups... GROSS. she says she hates shows about famous people yet she watches them whenever she can... what the hell?

before i die i WILL learn how to do a sissor-kick david lee roth style. i must.

i keep dreaming about famous people... last night i dreamed about jay gordon and bobby hewitt. jay and i had to watch over this little girl but we weren't b/c i hate kids (very very much) and i guess he did too; so we went back in this house. i had a cooler of beer and ry, amir, bobby, and paige were going to come over. booby was the only one that showed up and then i woke up. i kept lifting up jay's shirt and pulling his pants down a little to see his lower back. such as in this picture (it's pretty hott):



rocklist time b/c i'm coolio like that

rockers who should read books:
1. sammy hagar-and not rush limbaugh's
2. richard marx-anything that keeps him from singing
3. snoop dog- just to prove he can
4. eddie vedder- pop psychology recommended- even pop star psychology
5. rod stewart- it's be less destructive to his marriage than his other hobbies
6. paul simon- recommended: critical analyses of imperialism and neocolonialism
7. luther campbell- knowing luther, he's probably come out it with a comedy album based on susan faludi's backlash
8. michael bolton- we'd recommend books on magic paying speacial attention to chapters on how to disappear
9. eric clapton- something has got to get his nose out of those fashion magazines
10. and i'm to lazy to type up the last one... HA.

that list sucked but when i started typing it there was no way i was going to stop.

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