Monday, August 02, 2004

i'm going crazy go nuts and i like it.

chanti is making a hot guy list and she's not letting me see it until she is finished. boo. why do you do this to me?

god i really really want to dance around the house to nothing and just make air guitar noises... but my mom is sleeping and she'll be up in an hour. i don't think she'll like the hyperactive condition that i am in. my poor poor poor mom.

chanti get back from your away so i can continue to talk to you about stupid shit.

when i was little i called beetlejuice.... beetledouche. i also remember when my mom would say h-e-double toothpicks instead of hell around me... what the fuck? HELL? is it really that bad of a word? that's pretty funny b/c now we swear ALL THE TIME. thanks eddie vedder. ha.

pray i don't have kids b/c i would make the worst mom in the world. i hate kids so that would never happen anyway.

this is getting pretty stupid huh?

maybe i should stop writing b/c it's not even funny or educational....

then again you could just stop reading.

"i used 5 different shampoos for the 5 different hair types in my body, that's my deal"

hahahaha.

ok vince neal was all like "grunge sucked b/c it was all depressing and i hate my parents" HAVE YOU EVER EVEN FUCKING LISTENED TO ANY OF IT??? HUH JACKASS?? he was all hating on nirvana and that's not cool man, not cool at all. i really dislike axle rose, he's like the biggest male pig ever. but now he's fat.

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