Wednesday, April 20, 2005

i had a dream about adam brody last night. i can't complain. he's jewish, it's like i have a fetish for jewish boys (like elan).

i also had a dream where i was with megan's brother and i was driving but i couldn't drive. i ran over a cat and put it in the backseat b/c i was going to take it to a hospital. i hate that, i always dream about driving and no matter how hard i try to keep control of the car i can't do it. maybe that's saying something.

"Please! My son, he's screaming in there!!!

Well he's probably on fire. That's what happens when you're on fire lady... what are you doing out here you fucking think for yourselfer. Why didn't you make him a map for something?"

god my entries are even lamer than they already are.

shaina loves the jews at;
7:01 PM

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my name is shaina and i will eat your children.

i eat sultry roasted homo sapien flesh on a daily basis, only to purge it into a rusty bucket in a matter of minutes and feed it to the dogs.

i'm in the pomeranian fur trading business with crack dealers in newark.

i am happy. i am with someone who makes me feel amazing, who i love more than i thought you could love someone. it is fucking awesome. i love my life.

also, i like to laugh. it keeps me from killing people.

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