Monday, July 18, 2005

christina just got done sending me nwa songs. haha, yeah i like rap. now some black rebel motorcycle club songs, oh yeah. joewi got me into them years back, i wonder how that kid is. i think about him a lot.

so my cat went gangsta on my ass and scratched me up. my hand looks like edward sissorhands face. makes it sound like it would be sexy but it's not.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

owwie.

i bought some cute capris at hot topic today. 10 dolla off! pictures tomorrow.

on the phone with christina:
me: blah blah blah... stupid jewish boys....blah blah blah.... john stewart is the only cool jew out there... blah blah blah...
christina: shaina...
me: what?
christina: it's really cloudy out, and they're dark but there is this patch of light coming through and it looks like sperm.
US AT THE SAME TIME:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

shaina loves the jews at;
10:40 PM

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my name is shaina and i will eat your children.

i eat sultry roasted homo sapien flesh on a daily basis, only to purge it into a rusty bucket in a matter of minutes and feed it to the dogs.

i'm in the pomeranian fur trading business with crack dealers in newark.

i am happy. i am with someone who makes me feel amazing, who i love more than i thought you could love someone. it is fucking awesome. i love my life.

also, i like to laugh. it keeps me from killing people.

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