Monday, July 11, 2005

Hello Elan (7:59:13 PM): i went driving illegaly to get breakfast with jeremy
dressforsuccess9 (8:00:03 PM): ooo you rebel, that's how i like them dangerous
Hello Elan (8:00:17 PM): haha
dressforsuccess9 (8:00:35 PM): well how was driving
dressforsuccess9 (8:00:41 PM): and what did you drive
Hello Elan (8:01:17 PM): i drove my moms van
dressforsuccess9 (8:01:25 PM): HAHAHAHA
dressforsuccess9 (8:01:33 PM): you are so awesome
Hello Elan (8:01:46 PM): i did good until the end when i crossed over like 3 lanes without a turn signal and almost caused a pileup
Hello Elan (8:02:03 PM): but i drove off into the restaurant parking lot
Hello Elan (8:02:05 PM): jeremy was like
Hello Elan (8:02:09 PM): OH GOD OH GOD

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click it or ticket.

shaina loves the jews at;
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my name is shaina and i will eat your children.

i eat sultry roasted homo sapien flesh on a daily basis, only to purge it into a rusty bucket in a matter of minutes and feed it to the dogs.

i'm in the pomeranian fur trading business with crack dealers in newark.

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