Wednesday, July 13, 2005

sometimes i yell at the tv when i watch felicity. things like YOU WHORE! YOU'RE UGLY AND HAVE BAD HAIR! then i realize that it's not real and i get sad, and embaressed. some stupid blonde is all like "i want ben" and i'm all like "NUH UH BITCH!" please everyone knows that ben and felicity are made for eachother.

i take notes while i watch this show to make sure that when i go to college i know how to make it awesome.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNNIE BUNNIE I LOVE YOU! KISS KISS!

shaina loves the jews at;
6:05 PM

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my name is shaina and i will eat your children.

i eat sultry roasted homo sapien flesh on a daily basis, only to purge it into a rusty bucket in a matter of minutes and feed it to the dogs.

i'm in the pomeranian fur trading business with crack dealers in newark.

i am happy. i am with someone who makes me feel amazing, who i love more than i thought you could love someone. it is fucking awesome. i love my life.

also, i like to laugh. it keeps me from killing people.

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