Tuesday, September 20, 2005

WhipItGOOD05 (7:33:18 PM): i can't now
WhipItGOOD05 (7:33:28 PM): my mom's walking around the hallway and looks into my room sometimes
WhipItGOOD05 (7:33:30 PM): scary shit
dressforsuccess9 (7:33:34 PM): hahahahahahahahahaha
dressforsuccess9 (7:33:41 PM): you are so funny
dressforsuccess9 (7:33:45 PM): and you don't even mean to be
WhipItGOOD05 (7:33:47 PM): hey this is serious!
WhipItGOOD05 (7:33:49 PM): hahaha i know
WhipItGOOD05 (7:33:56 PM): i am FAB-U-LOUS!

i love my BBFFFFFFFFF!!!

the landlord just came home and i was blaring lotion by the deftones, that must have been nice. stupid republican.

i don't think my desktop is ready for this jelly.
jealous?
don't be jealous! you can have it too!

i was watching the hebrew hammer today on comedy central and still laughing my ass off. it's amazing, that movie will never get old. plus the hebrew hammer is sexy as hell.
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for real. hot.

i was talking to christina about him earlier and she said he has a new tv show.
WhipItGOOD05 (4:52:53 PM): he's a lawyer with a really short fuse and on the commercial when somebody pissed him off, he turns around and pulls his pants down and yells "KISS MY ASS!" i laughed so fucking hard
WhipItGOOD05 (4:53:07 PM): and slapped his butt cheek
dressforsuccess9 (4:53:08 PM): is his ass hot?
WhipItGOOD05 (4:53:09 PM): hahahahahaahaha
WhipItGOOD05 (4:53:12 PM): yeah it is
dressforsuccess9 (4:53:16 PM): oh thank god
dressforsuccess9 (4:53:21 PM): i hope that happens a lot

dressforsuccess9: and baby while im gone i want you to do one thing
dressforsuccess9: shake it like a salt shaker
WhipItGOOD05: hhahaha

shaina loves the jews at;
7:33 PM

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my name is shaina and i will eat your children.

i eat sultry roasted homo sapien flesh on a daily basis, only to purge it into a rusty bucket in a matter of minutes and feed it to the dogs.

i'm in the pomeranian fur trading business with crack dealers in newark.

i am happy. i am with someone who makes me feel amazing, who i love more than i thought you could love someone. it is fucking awesome. i love my life.

also, i like to laugh. it keeps me from killing people.

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