Tuesday, November 29, 2005

"Since you are not online today at all whatosever at all not at all ever today, I thought I'd give ya some news on my glorious agony that I call my LIFE. Yes woman, feast your eyes out. Where are yous anyway? ARE YOU GETTING YOUR LICENSE? I HOPE SO. ARE YOU DRY HUMPING JEORDIE? I HOPE SO.

AM I DRY HUMPING DENIS LEARY?
I HOPE SO.

BUT I'M NOT.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO DRY HUMP AND TYPE SO NICELY IN GREEN, TIMES NEW ROMAN FONT SO NICELY."

shit like that gets me teary, i have the bestest best friend in the whole world.

shaina loves the jews at;
3:31 PM

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my name is shaina and i will eat your children.

i eat sultry roasted homo sapien flesh on a daily basis, only to purge it into a rusty bucket in a matter of minutes and feed it to the dogs.

i'm in the pomeranian fur trading business with crack dealers in newark.

i am happy. i am with someone who makes me feel amazing, who i love more than i thought you could love someone. it is fucking awesome. i love my life.

also, i like to laugh. it keeps me from killing people.

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