Saturday, June 17, 2006
new links check them out shitheads. by shitheads i mean cool people that read my pointless shit.
So, “Guns N’ Roses” has started playing shows again. This time instead of some goofball who likes to “binge” on porn with a chicken bucket on his head, they’ve got some dorkus on “lead guitar” who looks like that guy who’s always trying to push that neon pink 7 string Washburn axe at Guitar Center on you every time you set foot in the place… “Bubblebutt” or something. Homeboy actually plays a “Stryper” guitar that’s shaped liked a foot! The fucked up part is that this dude isn’t even half as jive as Robin Finck, who looks and dresses like Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull circa 1972 now. Full on weird beard, 311 hemp necklaces, renaissance era vest, earthdog style action happening. At least Axl left the football jerseys at home this time, but dude is still paranoid about people finding out he has hair plugs, so he’s stickin’ with those shitty wigger braids. To make things weirder, Izzy fuckin’ Stradlin decided to somewhat legitimize the whole thing by appearing with the band in New York doing some of the old songs. We heard Izzy has been hanging out in Malibu, doing yoga, and getting zen. Izzy, let’s fuckin’ hang out! We’re totally into “downward facing dog” and The Stooges too bro, call us. Oh, and you’re on the guest list for the Nine Inch Nails/Bauhaus/Peaches show on July 7th in Irvine. Don’t flake asspro. Anywhoo… also, now that dude “Brain-dead” or whoever they have from Primus that plays drums right now… he told the band’s management months ago not to book shows for this one month, cos his wife was having a baby then, and he needed the time off. They booked shows anyway, so homeboy said, “I’m not doin’ em”, so now the knuckleheads hafta find a new drummer too. Hey Axl, CALL FUCKIN’ POPCORN MAN! Dude still has it! We saw him freak it out at Paladino’s in the valley and not only did he never break his smile, but he was slaying! Hey Axl… DO IT!
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freebee! danny masterson - (323) 864-0629.
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